Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
