Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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