when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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