Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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