Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
She announced her abortion via fbk
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize