I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
i think i scared a bird with my dick
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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