I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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