can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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