Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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