ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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