marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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