just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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