I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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