Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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