Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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