I'm lost and stupid without you.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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