So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize