I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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