I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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