he puts the penis in happiness.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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