Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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