when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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