Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
