she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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