Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
