He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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