I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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