Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Never underestimate the power of titties
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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