small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
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Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
He shit in the fireplace
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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