Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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