love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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