Already got asked if we're dating
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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