But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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