I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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