Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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