I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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