Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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