lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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