Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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