i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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