so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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