if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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