Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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