Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
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ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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