He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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