Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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