She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
The power of my boobs compel you
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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