I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
