You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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