The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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