Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I wish I only lived at night.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
