dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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