Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I believe in your delicious
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Randomize
