what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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