I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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